Why do you have B.O. ? You do not look like someone who would be unaware of such a thing. And yet there you were beside me infesting my nostrils with the unmistakable smell of someone who has not used deodorant in quite some time. I don't really get it. Maybe you are one of those "all natural" types who thinks any product is bad for you, causes cancer, tested on animals. I really have no clue. All I know is that it isn't fair to the rest of us in the world who have to sit beside you on the train or the bus. Perhaps if you choose not to wear deodorant you could avoid places where you will be cramped next to other people. That way, we don't suffer and you don't have to use deodorant. Just a thought!
Dear creepy guy sitting across from me...I am sure you are a very nice person. But what isn't nice is the fact you felt the need to STARE at me the entire time I got on until I got off the T. Perhaps my inexplicable beauty was just too much for you to handle but you could have been more subtle. I guess you didn't see my wedding ring, or you just didn't care. The times I happened to make eye contact with you your creepy weird guy smile was so not needed. I already thought you were creepy, but thanks for adding to it.
I love public transportation ;)
5 comments:
Boy oh boy, you sure do come across some characters, don't you E?
I think I would have been gagging sitting next to a smelly lady. I agree that you do come across some interesting people. Makes for less boring trips.
Oh I can't stand B.O. I try to shimmy away unobtrusiely.
LOL! That's awesome!
Somehow, i think i may have been mistaken for both the people in your blog. At the same time. It does get very hot on the underground in london, and that generally means that women wear less clothes!
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