Saturday, March 14, 2009

A Love Letter From Evey

Dear Cadbury Mini Eggs,

I really love you. I love you more than I know how to put into words. I love you so much in fact I could eat a giant bag of you until I went into a sugar coma. And even then I would still want more. I am convinced now more than ever that you are an evil evil thing sent straight from the fiery depths of Hades. I thank God everyday that your tasty and delectable goodness is only available to me this time of year. Why oh why do you have to be so delicious? Why could you not just be sort of good? Why do you have to make my mouth water at the thought of you? Mini Eggs, I love you so much it hurts sometimes in my belly. I might just need to find a way to say goodbye. To let you roam free to the belly's of others. There are many other belly's out there for you to fill. But know this Mini Eggs, if indeed I do say goodbye, wherever you are I will always love you.

Yours forever,

Evey

8 comments:

Andrea said...

LOL! So true! Darn those mini eggs! Like I said, tho, my weakness is for the blasted Wopper Eggs! Ahhhh!

k said...

mmmmm....mini eggs....

Heather said...

I love mini eggs more than anything. I love them. So much.

Jodi said...

I love those too. Waaaaaaaay too much. It really is a good thing they are only available for Easter.

Vegas Princess said...

We saw these in the store the other day and debated about the small bag, the medium bag or the giant bag. I told my hubby we could get one small bag a piece because I know neither of us could stop and that giant bag would be gone in seconds and we would STILL want more. Thank goodness they only come out once a year.

Tammy Williams said...

You are too funny. I have never been a big mini-eggs fan...but the CADBURY EGG is a different story.

Family Of Five said...

You make me smile and laugh!

Angela said...

Possibly the only thing I thank the devil for (if in fact you are correct in saying they come from the depths of Hades).