Thursday, September 25, 2008

Brace yourselves, Evey is back!

Yes I realize I haven't blogged in a long time. Yes I realize I suck and yes I realize most of you don't bother coming here anymore. But for those of you who do I thought I would get back into the swing of things by telling you that there is NOTHING like the smell of fresh and stale (yes both) urine while walking through the subway station. AWESOME!!For the record guys THIS picture above is of a urinal. THAT is where you should deposit urine. I am just saying it might be a better option.

While I am at it I suppose I should also address the guy on the bus wearing very tight track pants. Not only were you wearing them you were clearly wearing them alone. That's right ladies NO underwear or boxers in sight. It doesn't help when the bus is crowded and he ends up standing RIGHT IN FRONT of where I was sitting and his crotch was eye level. There he was free as a bird. I mean I am not a guy but I would think that would not be a good thing, I would think you would want things in place and protected. Not just there for the world to see. Perhaps he just has no clue how nasty it is for a guy to walk around in sweats or track pants with nothing holding his business in place underneath. **Shudder* Then again maybe he likes things that way. To each their own I suppose, I just wish I hadn't witnessed it so up close and personal.

7 comments:

Tammy Williams said...

Oh I remember those days being on the C-Train in Calgary with crazy, stinky or weird people standing beside me. Ick! I totally understand your dilema here. Next time 'accidentally' move your arm and let you elbow get him right where the sun-don't shine! Might make him think twice about going commando again.

Kirst said...

Welcome back slacky! I too remember riding the c-train with some crazies. Ah good times. :)

Family Of Five said...

YAH! Glad to have you back!

Jodi said...

Ewwww on both accounts.

I pink puffy heart my car. And am so thankful I live in a small town. :)

Reverend Joyleaf said...

A subway that smells of urine is nasty but to assume that the reason for the smell of urine in the subway is because men have been urinating all over the place is sexist. How do you know women haven't also been pissing all over the place? Huh?

Also, maybe Mr. Trackpants can't afford underwear. Ever think of that? Huh?

Glad you're still kicking around on here.

Evey said...

lol, good point Steve. I think its just easier to blame the men of the world since it is much less of a process for them to go. They can practically go in a corner unnoticed.

Good to hear from you, I thought you guys fell off the planet.

Andrea said...

LOL! Welcome back, Evey! ; )